things i love (1)

Man, some people are always writing on their blogs. Whats up with these people? Do they even have anything to say? Like I mean I use my brain a lot but nothing blog-worthy really seems to come out. But wait, I just saw this and now I’m thinkin’ I fuckin’ hate corn too. I mean, how it gets in your teeth and shit, and how sometimes the kernels aren’t organized properly in straight lines on the cob so trying to eat typewriter style gets all fucked up and makes you look like some kind of frackin’ monkey with yellow shite all over your face. I mean whats up with that? Is all of that really necessary just to keep some agriculturalist maniacs happy? Do we humans have nothing better to do than fuck about trying to floss the remnants of corn kernels out of our mouths? I should hope so.
So then, I now have a blog. And its about time really, I mean come on, I’m a computerologist right? Shouldn’t I be at the forefront of the blogging revolution? Shit, I’m really late. But wait, now that I’m here, do I even have something (anything) to say? Thats debatable. I mean, I definitely like to jabber away at people in real life, but are my thoughts worth writing out and publishing on the interwob? Who knows. But I figure if this guy and this guy have blogs, and aren’t afraid to spew verbiage all the time, then I might as well throw some words into the mix for myself. Or something.